El Gato Es Muy Bueno

As should be obvious from the title I love cats, and know rudimentary spanish (but that is beside the point).

Anyway, I have one known only as Baby Kitty, she is a giant fat stink weasel but I loves her, and she helps me deal with many things in my life, from feeling lazy, to over eating, to not wanting to get out of bed in the morning. She is there when I need something to be adorable to remind me not everything sucks.

But while I sit and watch her mince about the room, get stuck in something I have no idea as to why she thought she could fit in, or generally pretend that she is ferocious I often find myself contemplating why someone saw and level of wild cat and thought "I want a small version of this to live in my house, poop in a box, and knock shit off of my shelves."

The thing that is funny to me about that line of though is that larger cats really are just that. Cats like to lay in the sun and have their tummies rubbed. Cats like to wrap their entire being around a toy and pretend to kill it. Cats like to knock shit over.

There are obviously some differences, but for the most part they are the same animal. It is crazy and terrifying... I want you to sit and picture your own tiny fluff ball, that is currently eating off of your plat or spilling your beverage, the size of one of these big cats and think about what life would be like with that one change.

You would clearly need a bigger litter box, but beyond that, I feel strangely little. Or take the time to contemplate a tiger getting its head stuck in a bowl, or darting in and out of a giant paper bag... Not much of a stretch is it? Have any other good videos or cats ding cat things? Share them in the comments.

Go pet a Kitty
King Badger