Sunday, May 31, 2015

Introductions and New Things

Hello All,

I Am Known As The Grand Badger. Some Of You Have Met Me And Some Of You I Have Yet To Meet, But No Matter Our Status With Each Other In The Real World, I Am Here To Share With You Some Of My Personal Thoughts On Various Topics.

As I Was Contemplating What To Write About For This Post, I Began Reflecting On The Roller Coaster That Has Been My Life The Last Few Months. Things Are Always In A Constant State Of Change, But Change Is A Good Thing. Without The Past, The Future Can Never Exist.

For example, I just spent the last two portions of this post making sure that every first letter of every word was capitalized. I changed how I normally write to try something new and I learned a few things. One, it is a huge pain in the ass to write that way. Two, I don't like how it looks and find it annoying. Three, It was a simple task to change to a writing style that fit better.

Now change isn't always that simple, and the lessons can be more vague, especially when the change is forced upon us instead of a voluntary adventure, but the point is this. Even small little changes can contain huge and important lessons. The best way to learn about yourself and the world is to explore and take those changes head on.

I hope all is well and if it isn't, I hope change for the better is on the horizon.

From: The Grand Badger's Brain
To: Your eye sockets

Devour all your cobras friend.

Tattoos

So I have recently become aware of some level of anti-tattooed mothers campaign... I have not researched it much yet, I was far too annoyed and felt I should voice my opinions before I researched the topic and maybe changed my mind. I am of course kidding, I have done a very small amount of research and do not know enough to share with you all anything other than my opinion.

So the one portion of the campaign that really struck me was a pictured of a crying baby with tattoos choking it, the tattoos were in the shape of a hand and contained such words as "moron" "idiot" "trash" and some others but I could not read all of them. Being a person with tattoos I have heard similar statements made about me, though not many. Not even enough to be offended by them, but I get it.

I do not comprehend why people with tattoos are vilified, people with out tattoos also commit crimes, I have know far more people with tattoos that have never broken the law than people with out who have. I will not admit t being perfect. Ageless, wise, conceited, and humble? Yes, but perfect? No.

I have my tattoos to remember moments, to pay homage to media I have enjoyed, to show the world my love of an other human being. I have two bro-mance tats and my wedding ring (though the wedding is over) is also a tattoo. I have no intention of getting rid of, or covering any of them. Most of my tats mean something to me and the ones that don't were acquired for the purpose of having frivolous tats... And they now mean something as well. For the people whose tattoos mean nothing to them I am not saying they have to mean something, I don't care why you have them, you are welcome to tell me if you like but that is none of my business.

I like the fact that I have art, some good some bad, on me. I like the fact that I have been marked, I have an intentional scar that looks like something, on purpose. I have scars, I have tattoos, I have a job, I have a life, and I have friends. I am no more or less perfect than anyone else and I make no judgements. So for those without tats that think no one should have them your opinions are just as valid as mine, but please stop trying to make other people that I am a bad person for having chosen to have an image put on me.

Saturday, May 30, 2015

Greetings from the Church

I assume if you have found this page you were looking for honey badger trivia and found a link proclaiming a church dedicated to them. Well if that interested you, you are in the right place.

Now that that is said I should let all of you know that I, the King Badger, am not adept at blogging/journal-ing/telling people about myself/randomly sharing my thoughts via text but I am going to do what I can to be interesting enough for you all to keep listening.

I should also give you a heads up that I don't intend for this to be a religious blog, but then again the First Montana Orthodox Church of the Honey Badger is not a religious religion. We will be talking about whatever is on our minds, or I will be anyway, there may be TopX lists, movie reviews, discussions of all level of opinion, and probably a few pictures.

With that said and done. Hello, I am the King Badger, an arbitrary titled applied by drunken idiots, I am one of the Five Founding Degenerates of the FMOCotHB. I like video games, books, movies, cartoons, camping, hiking, fishing... I am an aspiring author, I am ageless, I am an asshole. I like to believe I have good advice, it seems to work out for those who take it, but I rarely follow it myself.

For more information about the church you can check out our facebook page our Tumblr or you can follow me on Twitter (I will be more active on there shortly, life has been in the midst of happening for a minute).

Please feel welcome to contact us about anything, questions, comments, concerns, hate... We accept it all. Thanks for reading, we will be more interesting as time continues forward.